(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
Okay, Titans,
here's what we know.
An asteroid is hurdling
toward Earth and it's up
to us to stop it.
Raven, I need you
to run calculations
on its velocity and mass.
On it.
Star, get me a read-out of its
chemical composition.
Yes, sir.
Think you can
build us something to blow
that thing out of the sky?
You know I can.
Dude, what about me?
I wanna do some science, yo.
Yeah, um, yes.
Hold this.
It's a super important vial
of science juice.
Awesome!
We are going to use it
for experiments.
I love experiments!
That's okay,
you did your best.
Nice try, little buddy.
Better luck next time.
Good job on almost holding it.
Why are you guys
talking like that?
And how come I never get
the cool jobs to do?
Well, you sometimes
have difficulty comprehending
the complexities
-of certain tasks.
-Huh?
You do not understand
how to carry out
some assignments.
What?
You don't know
how to do a lot of stuff, B.
-Excuse me?
-You're not smart.
What? Yes I am!
I get smarterer every day.
Come on, I just wanna help
defeat this asteroid.
-If you really wanna help...
-Uh-huh?
...you can give Silkie a bath.
I'll show you I can help.
I'm gonna make myself smart!
(GRUNTING)
This door's stuck.
Pull, don't push.
Ohh.
(GRUNTING)
(WHIMPERING)
Why won't this thing open?
It's another one of those
pull, not push, things.
Oh!
Making dinner, Beasty?
Yep, I heard certain foods
are brain foods.
They're supposed to
make you smarter.
Then, you feed
your big brain, BB.
You know it!
(GROANING) Ow!
(GROANING)
Ow!
I'm already feeling smarter.
Ahem, Raven,
does your spell book
have a spell that can
make somebody smarter?
Yes, it does.
Great! Uh, your spell book,
is it mostly words
or pictures?
-Mostly pictures.
-Excellent!
Now, excuse me
while I do nothing
with that knowledge.
(SHRIEKS)
I think he's going to try
to cast a spell on himself.
He'll never figure out
how to open the book.
Hmm, good point.
Open! Open!
(GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
Wait, uh...
I can do this.
Pull, not push.
Yes!
Here we go.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(EXPLOSION)
Okay, there's only one way
to know if it worked.
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)
Wait a second.
If I can't
make myself smarter,
I'll just have to make
the others dumber!
Genius!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Now let's go see
if it worked.
(COMPUTER PROCESSING)
Guys, look!
A birdie.
(GASPS) It's pretty!
Let's catch it!
(THUD)
(GROAN)
Whoa! What happened?
(CHUCKLES)
You guys just ran
into a window.
Windows are dangerous!
Yes, you cannot see them
because they are invisible.
It worked!
I'm just as smart as you now.
Awesome!
♪♪
(COMPUTER PROCESSING)
(BEEPING)
(COMPUTER PROCESSING)
CYBORG: Oh, come on!
(CRASH)
What are you guys doing?
Oh, these bowls don't work!
The cereal won't go in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You've got to do this first.
(GASPS) How did you do that?
Beast Boy,
you're the smartest one
of all of us.
That's right,
I am the smartest!
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(BEEPING)
Beasty, Beasty,
Beasty, Beasty!
You gotta help me!
I can't find my shoe.
It's on your foot.
Beasty, Beasty,
Beasty, Beasty!
You gotta help me!
I can't find my foot.
Dude, it's in the bucket.
Oh.
(MACHINE POWERING UP)
(BEEPING)
Ahh! I can't see.
I can't see.
Hold up. Your cloak's on
backwards, Rave.
Ohh.
Oh, I can't take
much more of this, Cyborg.
(GASPS)
Where did Beast Boy go?
He just disappeared!
There he is.
That was weird.
Uh-oh, Beast Boy!
Your foot is not gone!
It's in the bucket.
Not that! Look!
That big rock
is coming to get us!
What do we do, Beast Boy?
Guess this is the moment
I've been waiting for.
(BEEPING)
Okay, Titans,
here's what we know.
Uh...
(COMPUTER PROCESSING)
BEAST BOY: Um...
Nothing. We know nothing!
(SCREAMS)
I can't believe I put us
in this situation!
I feel so stupid
for wanting to be smart.
Come on, Beast Boy.
Do not give the up!
We need you.
You're the brains
of this opergation.
Brains... Oh!
I just need
a little brain food.
Let's try this again.
(CIRCUITS SCRAMBLING)
Here's what we know.
That asteroid is coming at us
because of a little thing
called gravity, right?
ALL: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
And gravity is controlled
by the ocean.
ALL: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Then, that means
if we can kill the ocean,
then the asteroid
will go back home.
-Oh course.
-Why didn't I think of that?
Titans, go!
(SCREAMS)
Crab punch.
Dolphin uppercut!
(GROANS) It's not working,
Beast Boy!
That's because
we're not punching
hard enough.
(MACHINE POWERING UP)
(EXPLOSION)
Look, Beasty,
the rock went home!
You've saved us all,
Beast Boy.
I guess I did.
What is it like
being so smart?
It's more than
I bargained for.
Raven, where's your
spell book?
Uh... B...
U...
(SLOWLY) U...
(GROANS) Not
"how do you spell book."
Never mind.
(GROANS) It won't go in again.
What do we do now,
Beast Boy?
I don't know. I just cast
a spell to make me dumber
than all of you!
Why didn't you just
cast a spell
to make us smarter?
I don't know.
And that's just the way
I like it.
(GASPS) Oh look,
a butterfly.
ALL: Ooh!
(CRASH)
ALL: Ow!
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
-(ALARM BLARES)
-(GASPS)
(GROANS)
-(EXPLOSION)
-(SCREAMING)
(CRASH)
(COUGHS)
(GROANS)
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(EXPLOSION)
(BEAST BOY SNORING)
(BEAST BOY MUMBLING GROGGILY)
Man, is it just me
or is nothing working
in this tower?
Uh, that reminds me.
Avoid the bathroom.
(STARFIRE SCREAMING)
-At least...
-(ALL SCREAM)
Titans... Uh...
What happened?
Never mind.
I have intel
that the H.I.V.E is working
to turn their HQ
into a space battle station.
(MACHINE GROANING)
You heard me right.
A space battle station!
Check it out.
(MAKES SPACESHIP
AND MACHINE GUN SOUNDS)
I plan to infiltrate
and destroy the tower
before their evil plan
can be put into motion.
Is not the H.I.V.E tower
too well-secured
to attempt this?
Already figured that out.
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
What do you think?
-Oh, finally you changed
your outfit.
-No, I'm not changing...
Oh, you do not know
how ridiculous
your old costume was.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
We didn't wanna tell you,
but your old costume...
Lame!
-You, you misunderstand.
-Loving the new voice, too.
Your old one
was just so whiny.
(MIMICKING)
Titans, go!
Listen to me!
Do stuff I say
as my incredibly strong voice
makes your ears bleed.
I'm not changing costumes!
(SIGHS)
I'm posing as a villain
called Red X,
in order to infiltrate
the H.I.V.E tower.
Red X, ooh!
You're gonna keep
the name change, right?
It's so much cooler than...
None of this is permanent!
So, what makes you think
they'll just let you
join the H.I.V.E?
When I pick their biggest
and baddest member,
and make a point,
they'll beg.
This mission will be fast.
In and out.
(ROBIN SCREAMS)
(CRASH)
This space battle station
is gonna be
the perfect combination
of comfort and deadliness.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Come in!
Name's Red X.
I want in with the H.I.V.E.
You know, we don't usually
bring in new recruits
this way.
What, don't think I have
what it takes?
You're in.
(ROBIN GRUNTING)
Do you think you're a
tough guy?
(GRUNTING)
Oh! Someone stop him!
He's gonna hurt Mammoth!
What's wrong, tough guy?
You're not so big and bad
after all, huh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I said you were in.
Oh, sorry.
(SHRIEKS)
Well, we've got a little
home improvement project
we're working on.
Make yourself comfortable.
He's mean.
I said I was sorry.
Just like I said.
In...
And out.
(CHUCKLES)
Red X!
Want some pizza?
As long as it's not delivery.
ROBIN: (THINKING)
Because, in two minutes
there won't be a tower
to deliver it to.
We've got our own
wood-burning oven.
A wood-burning pizza oven?
Uh, excuse me.
Let's eat.
Mmm. Excellent pizza.
Crispy crust.
Such a shame this evil
wood-burning pizza oven
must be destroyed.
So, tomorrow I was thinking,
we'd make Hawaiian.
(GASPS) Hawaiian?
Excuse me.
STARFIRE: The dinner
is served.
Frozen fish and peas?
I don't want to see that.
I'm hungry!
But you have not fixed
the microwave oven machine
like you promised.
Oh, so just 'cause I said
I would fix it,
I'm the one who has to fix it?
You all are living
in a fantasy land.
So, you destroyed
the H.I.V.E tower?
Uh, not yet.
Things have gotten...
Complicated.
We can discuss
over the dinner.
Oh, not for me.
I'm stuffed.
The H.I.V.E. has a
wood-burning pizza oven.
You had pizza?
Yeah, from a wood-burning
pizza oven. (CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT) It was
super evil. I'll destroy
their tower tomorrow.
It'll be fast. In and out.
We need laser cannons
here and here,
and a flame decal
would look really cool.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Name's Stone.
Thought the H.I.V.E. could use
someone like me.
Nice, you're in.
Guess I'll have to
prove myself then.
(GRUNTING)
Uppercut!
Sorry, but there's
a new tough guy in town!
Dude, I said you were in.
Red X, show him around.
What are you doing here?
Sounded like I could
eat some-- sounded
like you could use some help.
Fine, keep watch
while I set the timer.
In and out.
Red X, we got us
a complication.
I placed a time charge
at the main electronic system
interface junction.
Simple, in and out.
-Escape route?
-Planned.
-Shock wave dispersal pattern?
-Calculated.
Air over pressure...
Ahh! Score!
I win, I win!
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
Better check out the pizza.
Then, in and out.
Beast Boy, what are you doing
to the Silkie?
Video game's broken
so I'm playing,
What's Inside of Silkie?
Oh, yeah! (CHUCKLES)
Oh! I did not
just pull out a hat.
So, you finally destroyed
the H.I.V.E tower?
That's a negative.
Still gathering intel.
Uncovering so many secrets.
You guys up for a game of
What's Inside of Silkie?
No thanks, our wrists
are tired from playing
air hockey all day.
They have air hockey?
Not for long, they don't.
And the wood-burning
pizza oven?
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Come in.
Hi, I'm Raveen.
I am Sapphire.
I'm Beast Bob.
-You're all in.
-We want in the H.I.V.E.
(CRYING)
Poor, poor Mammoth.
It's getting too crowded
around here.
What are you guys
doing here?
We thought you could
use our help.
The mission is under control.
In and out.
Mayday! Mayday!
Why doesn't it surprise me
that this pit of despair
has a...
ROBIN: Soda fountain.
So many dastardly
beverage choices.
We need more time here.
Too many unanswered questions.
How much time?
Years, bro, years.
Years, it is.
(COMPUTER PROCESSING)
Then, in and out.
(GIGGLING)
Our ultimate space weapon
is complete.
We're ready to launch.
We can't go into space
with them.
(SLURPING)
(BURPS)
We have to ask them
to leave.
(GASPS) That would be rude.
So how do we get rid of them?
Only one choice.
We have to blow up
H.I.V.E Tower.
That's the best
you can come up with?
It'll be easy.
In and out.
Weird, there's a bomb
here already.
-Just need to set it.
-(COMPUTER PROCESSING)
Whoa! What are you doing?
We're blowing up the tower,
to get rid of you.
Yeah, you're rude and mean.
Hey, nobody blows
this place up
but the Teen Titans!
(GASPS) Beast Boy!
This place may be evil,
but it's also way too awesome
to destroy.
Titans, go!
Ahh!
(EXPLOSION)
(CRYING)
(ALARM BEEPING)
(EXPLOSION)
(GROANS)
I hate it here.
Yes, especially now.
(BURPS)
(SNORING)
Dudes, we've got to
do something.
They're driving us crazy!
It's okay, I've got a plan.
It'll be fast.
-In and...
-(ALARM BEEPING)